OMG, Grandma!!

Modern Family's Sarah Hyland is just trying to slurp up some spaghetti in this Olive Garden commercial, you know, the way people often do. But notice Sarah’s awkward, embarrassed laugh in the shot just after the slurp as Grandma leans in to whisper something perhaps a wee bit inappropriate. What are you insinuating, Grandma?

Too bad they didn't have the budget to get Betty White. Would have been squisito.

Charmin is a Bear's Viagra

If this commercial has taught me anything, it’s that Charmin is a bear’s Viagra.
 

What is it about Charmin that gets a bear going? Seriously? The only thing I can think of is that Mrs. Bear loves the steamer. Well, I guess that’s what Charmin means by enjoy the go.

You Want Me to Touch What?!

ING’s new “Touch the Ball” campaign isn’t all that subtle in its inappropriate messages. However, even a tagline like “Touch the ball” can become even more homoerotic when you add hydrangeas, visibly hard nipples, and a guy on his knees. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.



And this interviewee screams “I’m a little less than detail oriented” when he admits he’s not good with money as his flushing-toilet phone goes off in an interview. But no fear, the interviewer gives us good reason to call the sexual harassment trainer back in.